don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back.
#everyone is gonna die without ann
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doggies doing some dog ritual
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How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…
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im not embarrassed to like one direction im embarrassed to be associated with the one direction fandom
African Lion (by Tony)
Lional, because you’re worth it
Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.
acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.
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