doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
I’m a little bit super horny and also super alone
October is a month away?
IT’S TIME TO…
Hermione through the years
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I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
Tyson the Swan
Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.
im just sad and lonely and bad at math