Some of the things you missed if you didn’t read Order of the Phoenix
Somewhere, a brain surgeon wearing Velcro sneakers looks down in shame.
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Tell them how I am defying gravity. [x]
I DO WHAT I WANT!
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in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
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how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
What happened between harry and cara?
Hopefully some kinky shit
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
yo but let’s imagine little baby harry laughing and saying “moony” before he can say padfoot, because moony is totally easier to say, imagine sirius’s indignation, imagine remus’s bewildered delight
quinn fabray + being adorable
Josh and Jen’s reactions to each other’s pictures of their younger selves (x)
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