what do u mean this is not what happened
Hey Garrett! SHUT UP!
(Source: blaineswolf, via brogitsune)
not you lol
THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW
[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK
[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]
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Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x
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this is my favorite thing
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#scott mccall isn’t pictured #because scott mccall always cares
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to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
He cried until I opened the shower door and let him in.
He got in, stood there purring for about a minute, and then got out again and walked away.
Cats are a mystery.
(Source: silvertalionandhercats, via gallowshumorous)
Why cuss when you can use this fun image of snoop dogg?
This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time
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you know when you really want something you can’t afford and u have it open in a tab and eventually you have to close that tab and it’s like saying goodbye
(Source: princessblogonoke, via slutandfalcon)
THIS FOX IS LIKE, “BE A DEER AND STOP KISSING ME, PLEASE!” AND THIS DEER IS LIKE, “I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, YOU’RE SUCH A FOX!” THESE TWO! AM I RIGHT!? GET A FOREST!!!
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